March 2012
30 posts
“If we shoot the movie in 3D we become the Capitol.”
– Hunger Games director Gary Ross on the filming of a sequel
(via cracktastic)
In ten years . . .
Jared Padalecki's kid: Dad, some kids at school today were calling me a funny name.
JPad: Oh, don't mind them. I got called all sorts of names because of my height too. Once you get super sexy like I did, they'll all shut up.
Jared Padalecki's kid: No, it wasn't about my height. They called me "the Padababy", and "Mini-Moose", "East", and "the new hope for Supernatural Reloaded". Uncle Jensen won't tell me what it means.
JPad: . . .
Jared Padalecki's kid: . . .
JPad: . . .
Jared Padalecki's kid: . . .
JPad: Come, my child, it is time you knew. You see, a long time ago, when your uncle and I were young men, we were worshipped like gods. Young women flocked for the chance to lick our abs.
Jared Padalecki's kid: You had abs?
JPad: Oh yes, and much more. Come, my child, it is time I take you to the magical place, known as Tumblr.
*cue "Carry on My Wayward Son"*
